ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

(via hotboyproblems)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via stocked)

drunkaster:

i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

(via hotboyproblems)

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

(via urbran)

(Source: redonyellow, via andallthatfunstuff)

Deer Tick doe 🎶 (at House of Blues Boston)

eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

(Source: eclecticpandas, via brookeyfbaby)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via brookeyfbaby)

stabs:

I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years

(via wi-ldyouth)

rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

(via misconstrues)

"When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty."

- Stevie Nicks (via bmurguia)

(via vanilla-bliss)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via thefuuuucomics)