Sophia. 18. Boston, MA
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zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

ihate-omar:

lmfao

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

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People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $400,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson