trying to be religious like
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
If only more people thought like this.
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist
do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous
note to self: your life will not begin when you lose weight and it will not end if you gain weight.