booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via hotboyproblems)

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(via holyprepster)

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

(via sadteenpunk)

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

(via urbran)

mindfangz:

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

(Source: whatashameforidearlylovetolaugh, via littlesara4165)

unskinny:

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy eating.

Stop apologizing for the things you enjoy wearing.

Stop apologizing for how you prefer to spend your day.

Stop apologizing for the things that make you happy.

(via voyager-plus)

coolator:

facebook is really starting to overstep its boundaries 
herspanic:

why are pictures like this taken and also why do you guys reblog them 

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via laughbitches)

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

(via laughbitches)

"Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness."

- truuuuu shit (via goooood-vibes)

(Source: theraptorkay, via goooood-vibes)