why do good concert tickets happen to bad people
my heart says yes but my mom says no
i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant
(Source: eclecticpandas, via brookeyfbaby)
I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years
the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once
"When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty."
- Stevie Nicks (via bmurguia)
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.