why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

(via hotboyproblems)


my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via stocked)


i want to be so famous that people misspell my name just so it can be their url

(via hotboyproblems)


don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

(via urbran)

(Source: redonyellow, via andallthatfunstuff)

Deer Tick doe 🎶 (at House of Blues Boston)


my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

(Source: eclecticpandas, via brookeyfbaby)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via brookeyfbaby)


I hate how a couple of exam papers depend where you will be placed for the next few years

(via wi-ldyouth)


the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

(via misconstrues)

"When you grow up as a girl, the world tells you the things that you are supposed to be: emotional, loving, beautiful, wanted. And then when you are those things, the world tells you they are inferior: illogical, weak, vain, empty."

- Stevie Nicks (via bmurguia)

(via vanilla-bliss)


so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via thefuuuucomics)